"Seriously, stop fetishising and commodifying my ghastly body. I worked long and hard to get this far out of shape..."

"... and I don�t need you telling me that�s fine and that I�m actually the new big thing (literally) in male body types...."

�Dadbod�. It�s a horrible little dismissal, suggesting cosy respectability and the inevitable slide into middle age. Me, I�ve always thought of my rejection of physical fitness as rather rock�n�roll, an almost political act of dietary rebellion....