"A royal princess! Kate gives birth to a girl at 8.34am."

"No name yet - Alice and Charlotte are bookies' favourites...."

Well, they're not going to name the baby Charlotte! That's the name that was chosen for America's royal baby.

Yeah, we have royalty, so don't say you wish we had some too. We have them.

It might be nice if our royalty were more empty-headedly fun...

#Royal Tower Bridge glows pink for a girl #Kate #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/lWBaBhJHep

� Paul Harrison (@SkyNewsEditor) May 2, 2015