Would it fit?

Cheap shot I'm taking so you don't have to, upon reading this Instapundit post:

THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE SHOULD APPOINT HIMSELF TO THE SEAT: New York Times urges Menendez to resign.

Related: Could Chris Christie Appoint Himself To The U.S. Senate? Yes, He Can.

That's not really me making that joke. I disown it. It's just a joke that makes itself that I observed. I disapprove of it. For the record.