"Six years into my presidency some people still say I�m arrogant, aloof, condescending. Some people are so dumb."

See, that's funny. It uses truth and self-deprecation � traditional attributes of humor � in a fresh enough, edgy enough way.

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I have to stay focused on my job. Because for many Americans this is still a time of deep uncertainty.  For example, I have one friend just a few weeks ago, she was making millions of dollars a year and she�s now living out of a van in Iowa.

He takes a shot at Hillary that minimizes her current "Clinton Cash" catastrophe and relaxes us into laughing by opening up a channel to that dark place in our souls where we harbor disgust for the poor.

SEE: "Lessons Learned From A Year Living In A Van":

Prepare to be judged: By your friends, your family, co-workers. Both past and present. And pretty much everyone you'll meet along the way....